@Mooncatt:

Congrats Scarru, you've joined an elite band of forum brothers fortunate enough to have been name checked in relation to a Kandy film. Try to remain true to your roots though and don't let the fame change you. I still sign autographs for anyone who asks. Or anyone who doesn't. Or in fact for anyone who walks past me or stands too close on the tube.

Thanks for congrats Mooncatt :D , and although my claim to fame didnt last that long, i did savour every moment none the less.

I also tried to cash in a bit following a idea i got when you mentioned about autographs,

So tried knocking a few out at a fiver a go,…......... but didnt get the response i hoped for really.............and after being told for 26th time to 'piss of weirdo' i was getting the suspicious feeling it wasnt going to work.
That was then confirmed actually not long after when someone said "bugger off fruitcake" and if i took another step closer to them they would then shoot me with a gun.

Which was a bit harsh i thought , and I wouldnt mind but Its not something you really come to expect from the local vicarage ....................................... anyway i gave up after that.

So ve had my 15 minutes of fame and back to normal now i guess and it was great while it lasted .................................but too much hard work for my liking.

(Just off now to nick all the lead from the church roof) :P

@Mooncatt:

I was thinking about AJ in a cavegirl outfit today and missed my stop on the train. Still, it was worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i did the same thing funny enough….......................thing is though i normally take the bus :lol:

@kamach240:

I was actually thinking of AJ as the new Catwoman in "The Dark Night Rises."

Then I thought, I could see why "The Dark Night" may rise….....

and now you know why bats hang upside down…....................its so they can go to the toilet and not miss :p
..............who plays the villain in The Dark Night Rises ?.................is it the Tiddler :lol:

@Mooncatt:

Six??????????? SIX?????????????? Mate I could do six packets in a minute!

Well curiosity got the better of me mooncatt so i had a quick bash at it myself, however there are also certain rules you have to follow aswell which does make the target of 6 not that easy to achieve.

1st you can only eat 1 jaffacake at a time
2nd you must completely swallow the first before starting another
3rd Your not allowed to drink anything whilst eating them.

so must admit it wasnt as easy as i thought when following those guidlines especially trying to swallow one before starting another, i managed a poultry total of just 5 and by then my mouth was as dry as an exceptionally dry desert on a very dry day during the dry season.

However im sure a true jaffacake munching genius like your self mooncatt will find 6 a breeze compared to us mere mortals…..........................

there is of course only one way to really find out...................

So ill put the challenge your way mate.......... and consume more than 6..................in a 60 sensational second jaffacake muching fest

Then you can show the world what your really capable of plus claim your rightful place in history amongst the other great achievers of our time and even rank along the same lines as,
Yuri Gagarin being the first man in space,
Neil Armstrong being the first to walk on the moon,
Buzz Aldrin being the first Man to Pee on the Moon….....(that is an official fact btw),
PLUS
Columbus's discovery of America,
Hadrian's rather large wall,
Roald Amundsen pipping Scott to the Antarctic,
That bloke with a beard being the first to conquer Everest,
Walter Raleigh's historic discovery of Benson n Hedges…
(not forgetting Spud'u'Like,)
Thomas crapper….......sorry Sir Thomas Crapper, the inventer of the karzie …..........never have so many arses been in so much debt to one single person.
Richard Branson and his many many around the world balloon failures….....
(dont give up Dick...... you'll do it eventually),
Edward John Smith who managed to achieve what everyone said was impossible and successfully Captained the Titanic hailed as being unsinkable straight to the bottom of the ocean…....................(well done Ed, i knew you could do it)

So yeah, your name would indeed be proudly up there with the finest mate

WORLD No1
JAFFACAKE EATER.

Its certainly worth a go anyway and if nothing else its a damn good giggle,

very intrigued aswell to find out how many you can do.

Col, you were always a superstar Colin, albeit a totally hapless stuntman ;) I think, touch wood, that's the only black eye, we ever had in 10 years! @colosbor

Fear not DG, the Jaffa Cakes are sacred!

and I'm hoping if we ignore him he'll go away.

The Bond franchise could do worse than cast Feltz as the next Bond baddie - is it time for Scaryminger to make her big screen debut?

anyone know who minx and amber are?

Fully agree with my ‘colleagues’ here.
Always a treat to see these rehearsal scenes and get a better general window in on the KAK world.
DG

Oh yes dear friend, there will and all in good time.

Kandyman - in which film can J see the new agent - what will be the title of the film ?

Kandyman,

I second the hopes of Jade Owl. I also need more BAK videos starring Silver in my life.

@scarru:

@Mooncatt:

Oh don't worry Scarru mate, I'm going. Thought I'd have one last look around. As we discussed earlier it's better to jump before you're pushed. See you around old son.

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From all the KandyGirls, we, too, hope you don't leave us. We will miss your great comments and your funny green face.
AJ

Although this is my first post, I felt the need to get my feet wet and chime in. In a nutshell, totally loved everything about GKAH. Cat and Bombshell were awesome in looks, attitude and fighting skills. Throw in a good storyline and everything was superb! Bottom line Kandyman, thank you!! :)

K'man
You are an absolute gent.
I will drop you a line toot sweet.
DG

Love what you did with the Vixen poster, too!

@skybluemayo:

Scarru - Once again you make me smile, you obviously dont suffer fools gladly :-)

Glad i made you smile skybluemayo at least some good has come from it then, and as for not suffering fools badly then no not really and having been married twice ive learned not to otherwise you would go insane

@skybluemayo:

To answer your question I would have to say that it does have to be the goon sliding slowly down a wall, or a pillar, or even we have seen in the occasional film a gate.
I have realised that it isn't so much the fighting, but the actual knock out that I really love in all of the films. I like the ladies to be hot and the guys to be almost as hot, but the best films for me feature a long and slow KO once the final blow is given.
Another added touch I would like is for the ladies to remove keys or radio or anything from the goons belt, and maybe the victims could be dragged along the floor once they are out cold.
I really ought to have a customised film … if only I could afford it

Thanks for the info SBM and yeah i totally agree and often found watching the moment when the victims are ko'd can be more exhilarating than the fights themselves, and of course the hotter the babe the better it is…...........you wont be surprised to know that im not that fussed on the hot hunks side of things but obviously in your case then yes, i do understand what you are saying, infact i do actually prefer them to be masked than anything as it gives them that criminal type look and that deserve what punishment they receive if that makes sense.

I do recommend a custom vid SBM and if its any help you wont be disappointed but yes, having the means to afford it is the only snag unfortunately
one solution could be splitting the cost with someone else and sharing one i suppose.