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    Just filmed 2 amazing new customs for Panda and Dizzle yesterday! incredibly intense days but so worthwhile! Kix was amazing and the ideas from these 2 KAK legends are awesome. I have a fitbit pedometer and clocked up 15K on set over the 12 hour day… I think i expended just as much energy as Kix, although she looks slightly better in a catsuit.

    No sooner have we finished these 2 films, edited their photos and sent their special behind the scenes clips do we move on to the next one! Next Tuesday is Dizzy Goon day with our brand new girl Jade (working title) and the gorgeous Skarlett....


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    Much better DGeee, much better.



  • Traditionally Chelsea was a place of class & sophistication and not the preserve of borderline retarded pond-life ignoramuses wearing shiny mid-blue outfits…..hence the Chelsea reference!

    Agent Leyton Orient any better?

    DG



  • @kandyman:

    We are very much looking forward to your double custom day Deeg! the detail on this one is fab! but… Agent Chelsea? why not go all the way and call her John Terry?

    My thoughts exactly! Though as a Chelsea fan I would not mind but as a KAK I would because I really don't want to see John Terry in a catsuit!


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    We are very much looking forward to your double custom day Deeg! the detail on this one is fab! but… Agent Chelsea? why not go all the way and call her John Terry?



  • How have I only just seen this thread?!!!

    Particularly as I have 2, yes 2, new customs in hand with K’man involving the divine blonde girl above.

    Scarru, you and I are on the very same page. I thought of her as very much a Purdey character…..watch this space!

    As for a name for said girl my personal preference would be for Lady Arabella Frobisher-Smyth but maybe that’s a bit of a mouthful.

    Hmm…Jade is just a bit TOWIE, no?

    All things considered she has to be Agent/posh something….let me think….

    Agent Chelsea
    Agent Kensington
    Agent Sloane
    Lady Sloane
    Vicountess
    Scorpion

    By the way…”Nimja” is world class!!!
    Jill Phrasey was the best I could come up with….
    She looks like an utter cracker.

    DG



  • Nimja….I like that name

    Panda



  • Well, KAK now has their own "Nimja". Awesome!!!



  • Well, KAK now has their own



  • But Nim would be 5'5" in thigh high boots!

    francescos you need to buy Kung Fu Kix

    Panda



  • kandyman, yours videos are extremely amazing, but why don t u create something new, like for instance, a video where the kandy women wearing a judo/ karate uniform and with some new moves like ''flip moves '' what do u think ?


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    Well, she's 5'2 so she could definitely get them lower down!



  • Sweet mother of superlatives…........................................I'm gob smacked!
    Nim will look even better in a catsuit and thigh high boots................please tell me she knows how to kick a bloke in the head?

    Panda



  • Good God, is there anyone on a bigger roll than Kandyman in both casting and producing incredible films?


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    Well Panda, how do you like the look of Nim…. she crosses 2 of these continents...



  • Kandyman

    I would love to see some Koloured Kandy amongst the new KAK. Any chance of Chinese, Indian, African etc Kandy?

    Pretty please!

    Panda


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    @kandyman:

    Actually Ghost, Friday is Kick Ass Femmes day with a brand new release!

    Thanks Scarru and Abercorn for the suggestions so far…. liking Jade, if nothing, just as an homage to Jade Owl!

    I'd be honored! :cool:


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    Actually Ghost, Friday is Kick Ass Femmes day with a brand new release!

    Thanks Scarru and Abercorn for the suggestions so far…. liking Jade, if nothing, just as an homage to Jade Owl!



  • Names for the new Kandygirl(s)
    -Ruby
    -Pearl
    -Luna
    -Viper
    -Jade
    -Ashe



  • @kandyman:

    a brand new Kandygirl who's hasn't been named yet…. so here's your chance to name her and immortalise yourselves...She has the flexibility of ballerina and the accent of an aristocrat.

    So she's a bit like Purdy from the new Avengers yes….?
    a hot,... posh,...well educated tough totty

    ok then
    how about

    Lady Kick Ass.

    Does she sing as well...?

    if so, could go by the name

    Lady ok ya ya....lol



  • Kandyman. You must share production details. Three months of customs. That are at least 12 new movies. And it takes a while for the editing… Friday no doubt is kickass friday. The best day of the week.

    50 new kandy girls ....

    There is just not enough time


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    It's been a while since my last confession…forgive me! Here goes the start of Kandyman's daily ramblings......

    So what's going on in Kandyland? Well, we put out a casting call to find one or two new Kandygirls and had over 1200 responses from all over the capital... we shortlisted about 50 and actually saw about 30.... and we found a couple of gems :) We'll introduce these girls slowly but surely over the next few months.

    Excitingly, we've now opened Custom Movie Season. This is a 3 month window where we will make YOUR films (in exchange for reasonable sums of money of course). We shoot one day a week as production has to be absolutely right, so this means we'll have around 12 shoot days and we've already filled April and May and are finalising June, so if you haven't jumped at the chance to make one yet, don't hang around!

    We kickstart the season with Custom Movies from our resident genii Panda, Dizzle and Dizzy Goon with some mouthwatering ideas for Kix and a brand new Kandygirl who's hasn't been named yet.... so here's your chance to name her and immortalise yourselves...She has the flexibility of ballerina and the accent of an aristocrat.






  • @kandyman:

    What a disappointment Metal Hurlant was….she promised so much....but delivered so little. Tell me more about your Paul Daniels proximity Zero! did he keep his hands to himself?

    His arms were around a lady who I think must have been the lovely Debbie McGee but I didn't really take a great deal of notice. I was buying a newspaper at the time and to be honest I didn't even realise who he was until afterwards, when someone pointed it out. But I looked back and saw him coming out of the shop so it was definitely him. This was a few years ago, when his fame had more currency and he was on the tv (but not a lot).


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    What a disappointment Metal Hurlant was….she promised so much....but delivered so little. Tell me more about your Paul Daniels proximity Zero! did he keep his hands to himself?

    Dizzle, tell me more about your father!



  • Your right! The worst thing Kelly did was Metal Hurlant Chronicles… So much of a waste for her... :(

    By the way Alex Ferguson is my father!

    Dizzle83



  • Crikey. You do know some folk Kandyman! I stood next to Paul Daniels once.

    Doing a KAK movie wouldn't be the worst thing Kelly has done by a long chalk, although I bet her fee might be tending towards the minty side.


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    You wouldn't believe it but I know her agent very well and half jokingly suggested it would be an excellent career move for her… her agent patted me on the head and laughed.



  • @kandyman:

    Kelly begged me to do it over dinner last week but I'm not sure she's hot enough :)

    LoL well the standard IS very high here in Kandyland!


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    Kelly begged me to do it over dinner last week but I'm not sure she's hot enough :)



  • Yes, I am a fan of Strictly too. As well as Natalie Lowe is there any chance you could get Katya Virshilas to do a movie, Kandyman? She is not only superbly fit, but she has great attitude. Apparently, she has been known to break her partner's nose during feisty tango routines.

    To complete the complement of Victoria Pendleton, Natalie Lowe and Katya Virshilas, you should also sign Kelly Brook (who apparently is a natural at Capoeira) and Kate Beckinsale (who was awesome in Total Recall).

    I'm not asking for much am I? :lol:


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    @kandyman:

    Well….as the football season starts and Rosh Hashanah comes and goes Kick Ass season is officially open and its time to have fun once more. I've have been making entertainment shows for the British masses on TV for the past 8 months but now i've done my bit for Queen and country its time to get back to doing what i love best... get drunk, vandalise allotments and make Kandy Films. We shot a custom movie last week with Vixen, gave a debut to a new girl (name pending) who will rock your world and are in the process of producing a wonderful array of custom movies penned by some very creative forum folk which have brought a whole new perspective to the term "get your ass kicked by an impossibly beautiful girl who doesn't even break a sweat".

    This is excellent news Kandyman! :cool:

    There’s no doubt in my mind that the new films will be awesome. I for one will be eagerly awaiting any tidbit of news you send our way ;)

    For example, I think I jumped the gun in the poll about the new girl. Just to verify that I have it right this time, the new girl Totty that’s mentioned in the poll is a different girl from the new girl that debuted last week, correct?


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    Well….as the football season starts and Rosh Hashanah comes and goes Kick Ass season is officially open and its time to have fun once more. I've have been making entertainment shows for the British masses on TV for the past 8 months but now i've done my bit for Queen and country its time to get back to doing what i love best... get drunk, vandalise allotments and make Kandy Films. We shot a custom movie last week with Vixen, gave a debut to a new girl (name pending) who will rock your world and are in the process of producing a wonderful array of custom movies penned by some very creative forum folk which have brought a whole new perspective to the term "get your ass kicked by an impossibly beautiful girl who doesn't even break a sweat".

    What else.....Myself and Vixen hosted our first ever Kick Ass pub quiz last week and I have no idea how it went as Stuntmen Jonny and Matt (barkeepers) plied me with a ridiculous amount of nonsense juice - luckily Vixen was there to save the day but apparently it was the best quiz since 1985 which I thought was a compliment until i found out there hadn't been a quiz there since 1984.

    Anyway - what have you lot been doing? and see our poll to choose what next week's update should be. I'm off for dinner with Prince Harry, he wants to cameo in the next movie.

    Kman


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    Funny Col, funny! and I think we've just found our next 3 signings….what an awesome team Athletic Club are. We may just have to do with our 20th league title :)

    and respect to you Dizzle!!



  • GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!

    Dizzle83



  • Manchester United's Europa clash versus Athletic Bilboa reminds me of a night out I had when I got diarrhoea.Shit over both legs.


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    Well, now that we're top of the league again I feel inspired to blog. Sorry for my absence but i've taken on a big TV project for the BBC that has taken over my life, in a good way of course, and when i'm not travelling for shoots or stuck in an edit i'm devoting my hours between KAK ( you wouldn't believe how much work it takes to keep this going!) and being Secretary General of the UN. Once Spring hits the air the team will be back together for the new shooting season where we'll keep conjuring up some mad, original and downright hot stuff for you but of course we won't do a Coke Classic and ignore the KAK heritage. I'm now half asleep and writing this automaticallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


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    We've been found out - we don't have enough class. I'm not sure one of our players would make the Spurs team, never mind City.



  • What's happened to the reds. Kman you are playing like the hammers of last year


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    THAT DOESN'T RHYME.



  • BA BA BLACKSHEEP HAVE YOU ANY GOALS NO SIR NO SIR WERE 3-0 DOWN


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