I have seen your latest adventure… how you easily defeat the poor, pathetic males. Even allowing time to try on new garments such is your superiority... I am here to tell you that your domination is soon to end. I am creating a monster so powerful that you will cower in its presence. A creature so brutal that even your skills would be insignificant next to its might. A fiend so foul that it will break you over and over until you beg for mercy.
'Colonel Badass' has had his time and failed miserably to subdue you. My attempts will be much greater, keep an eye on the fiction zone to find out!
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What say you?